So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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