He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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