when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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