i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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