Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.