before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them