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  i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage

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• (904): View more from Florida

  stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway

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