I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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