butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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