My hand turned me down
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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