In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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