When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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