Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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