well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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