if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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