ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
