Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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