I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
