Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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