Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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