Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
