If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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