you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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