Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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