let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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