are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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