Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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