So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.