from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
There's always time for handjobs
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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