I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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