You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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