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(303): View more from Colorado

My hand turned me down

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour

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(314): View more from Missouri

this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often

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(706): View more from Georgia

Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?

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(281): View more from Texas

I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.

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(858): View more from California

I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program

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