I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you inspire me to be a worse person
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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