After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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