we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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