mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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