You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
do nipples grow back?
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