i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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