yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol