So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
In other news, I just burned my penis
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.