Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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