No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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