I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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