I don't think brook has ever known best
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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