I wanna bring you to show and tell
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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