4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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