question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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