I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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