What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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