Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
