Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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