I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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