you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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