She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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