This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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