I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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