I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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