Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
