after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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