I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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